Montreal Canadiens Quotes

"Was Wayne Gretzky sick?"

~Larry Robinson after winning player of the week.  

"If I were in (Alex Kovalev's) skates, I'd have played my last game for the Canadiens. No player with his talent would accept being humiliated like that. I don't know what (Bob) Gainey is trying to prove in front of everybody."

Guy Lafleur after Kovalev was sent home from a road trip for lackluster play.

"If he had another hair on his back, he'd be up a tree."

 ~Kenny Reardon speaking about Maurice Richard's hairy back.

New Jersey Devils Quotes

"Why is a puck called a puck? Because dirty little bastard was taken." 

~ Martin Brodeur

"I just like being the youngest guy on the line."

John Madden, 35, on New Jersey linemates Brendan Shanahan, 40, and Brian Rolston, 36.

Hockey Goalie Quotes

"Why is a puck called a puck? Because dirty little bastard was taken." 

~ Martin Brodeur

"How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?"

 ~Jacques Plante

"I didn't hear him because my two Stanley Cup rings were plugging my ears." 

 ~Patrick Roy responding to Jeremy Roenick during the NHL playoffs.

"I'm just glad it wasn't machete night."

 ~Bob Froese after Rangers fans threw mugs on the ice during mug night

Boston Bruins Quotes

"The remedy, right now, is two scotches and an aspirin, I think."

 ~Boston Bruins general manager Harry Sinden after the Bruins were knocked out of the playoffs.

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Chicago Blackhawks Quotes

"My teeth weren't that good to begin with, so hopefully I can get some better ones." 

~Duncan Keith 

"There are rough players and there are dirty players. I'm rough and dirty."

 ~Stan Mikita