Hockey Goalie Quotes

"Why is a puck called a puck? Because dirty little bastard was taken." 

~ Martin Brodeur

"How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?"

 ~Jacques Plante

"I didn't hear him because my two Stanley Cup rings were plugging my ears." 

 ~Patrick Roy responding to Jeremy Roenick during the NHL playoffs.

"I'm just glad it wasn't machete night."

 ~Bob Froese after Rangers fans threw mugs on the ice during mug night