2009 Hockey Quotes
Alexander Ovechkin Quotes
Broadcaster Quotes
Don Cherry Quotes
Famous Hockey Quotes
Goalie Quotes
Gretzky Quotes
Kyle Wellwood Quotes
NHL Hockey Quotes
Playoff Quotes
Slap Shot Movie Quotes
Scotty Bowman Quotes
Reggie Dunlop: They brought their [BLEEP'n]' TOYS with 'em!
McGrath: Well, I'd rather have em playin with their toys than playin with themselves
Reggie Dunlop: They're too dumb to play with themselves.
Johnny Upton: Jesus, what did the old man trade for these assholes, a used puck bag?
Reggie Dunlop: What are you guys doing?
Steve Hanson: Puttin' on the foil!
Jeff Hanson: Every game!
Jack Hanson: Yeah, you want some?
Peterboro Referee: I got my eye on the three of you. You pull one thing, you're out of this game. I run a clean game here. I have any trouble here, I'll suspend ya.
Steve Hanson: I'm listening to the [BLEEPing] song!
"My weapon isn't my shot. It's me."
"Today was a special day. I broke my nose, have stitches (and) score four goals. Everything (went) to my face."
"I'm okay. Russian machine never breaks."
"For me, it doesn't matter where I play. If coach says I must play goalie, I will play goalie."
"If people compare me to Michael Jordan, I'm glad."
"I don't give a [expletive] about him"
"The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him."
"Most of the guys that wear them are Europeans and French Guys."
“I never, ever said 'don't wear a visor,'”
“Here’s Wellwood, Seven-and-oh in the faceoffs, plus-two, two assists, played 20 minutes, drew eight minutes on the power play, lost a tooth and a pint of blood. What a guy.”On Fighting in the NHL
“Everybody loves fights, ... The fans love it.”
“Anybody who says they don't like fighting in the NHL have to be out of their minds.”
“Everyone knows everybody loves fights. They better start listening to the people who are at the game and pay the money than the twits upstairs who get in for free.”“To run up a score like that, that is wrong. First of all it is not the Canadian way.”
"You miss 100% of the shots you never take."
"A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be."
"The highest compliment that you can pay me is to say that I work hard every day, that I never dog it."
"There'll never be another Howe. There'll never be another Orr. But there'll be another kid to compare them to."
“I don't like my hockey sticks touching other sticks, and I don't like them crossing one another, and I kind of have them hidden in the corner. I put baby powder on the ends. I think it's essentially a matter of taking care of what takes care of you.”
"Procrastination is one of the most common and deadliest of diseases and its toll on success and happiness is heavy."
"I like to sit in the audience, you know I don't sit up in a box or anything, and people started to know that I'm sitting there, and they'll be like 'Mike sucks!' Or try to rile me up. And I'm like, 'Hey, watch it! I'll come up there, you know.'"
"What is the remedy? I don't know how you want me to answer that."
"Play [BLEEP'n] harder."
"I'll tell you right now, the thing that's unacceptable about tonight's game and we're trying to stay positive around here, trying to work our way through it, but when we play like [BLEEP] like that for 20 minutes in a game like this in a back-to-back situation, it's unacceptable.
I wish I could give you a [BLEEP'n] explanation about it. I can't."
"I don't give a [expletive] about him"
"I'd say it was probably the coolest feeling. Take my coolest previous feeling and multiply it by 10, if not more."
Mason Raymond on his family's border collie, Champ, on the outdoor rink on their family's cattle ranch in Cochrane, Alberta.
“Bingo, bango, bongo, his name is Roberto Luongo!”
"Kirk McLean is so fundamentally sound. Look at how erect he is in the net."
"What are you...some kind of goof?"
"I just came from the Canucks dressing room and Pavel's groin has never felt better."
"Bure is such a great talent, if only he could play with himself out there, it will really give the fans a show"
"Bure goes around him like a drugstore Indian!"
At the following game:
"I would like take this opportunity to extend a sincere apology for offensive comments I made in the last broadcast..."
"He bulges the twine!'
"He ripples the mesh"
“Top Shelf! Where Mom keeps the peanut butter”
"...gathering speed ... skating gingerly ... enormous save!"
"Chris Kunitz ... now there's a name I don't want to mispronounce!"
"The flightless birds" - the Pittsburgh Penguins
"The Cloven-Hoofed Ones" the New Jersey Devils
"The Muscular Fowl of Anaheim" - the Anaheim Ducks
Don Taylor's Bio from SportsNet:
"I'm a frustrated athlete-turned sportscaster. Loved hockey, loved lacrosse, loved football … pathetic at all of 'em. This did not go over well in a family of six kids that included three older brothers, all of whom were of the "how can you be so smart and so good at sports too?" type. I was outcast. As a result, I went into a shell. Literally. At the age of seven, I found a large clam shell on a Stanley Park beach and lived inside of it for several months. To this day, the combination of lemon juice and butter makes me nervous."
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