On the Hanson Brothers:
Reggie Dunlop: They brought their [BLEEP'n]' TOYS with 'em!
McGrath: Well, I'd rather have em playin' with their toys than playin' with themselves.
Reggie Dunlop: They're too dumb to play with themselves.
Johnny Upton: Jesus, what did the old man trade for these assholes, a used puck bag?
Reggie Dunlop: What are you guys doing?
Steve Hanson: Puttin' on the foil!
Jeff Hanson:J Every game!
Jack Hanson: Yeah, you want some?
Tim McCracken: Dunlop, you suck cock.
Reggie Dunlop: All I can get.
Steve Hanson: Dave's a killer!
Johnny Upton: Dave's a mess.
Reggie Dunlop: But Dave's out. Who's gonna take his place?
Ned Braden: Is the answer Jesus?
The referee skates over to Steve Carlson during the playing of the National Anthem:
Referee: I got my eye on the three of you. You pull one thing, you're out of this game. I run a clean game here. I have any trouble here, I'll suspend ya.
Steve Hanson: I'm listening to the [BLEEPing] song!
Denis Lemieux: [after losing at poker] [BlEEP] I lose my blouse.
Jim Ahern: Shirt... shirt.
Denis Lemieux: Shit.
Get the original Slap Shot DVD or the
Don't even think about Slap Shot 2 or 3. Unwatchable.